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One day the directors of a Chicago finance company were each called in to a chairman's office, one at a time, until only the newest, most junior executive was left sitting nervously outside. Finally it was his turn to be summoned.

He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table.

Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?

No sir, certainly not.

Are you absolutely sure? persisted the chairman.

Absolutely sir, I've never laid a finger on her.

You'd swear to that on a stack of bibles?

Yes sir, I swear I've never had a sexual relationship with your secretary.

Good, then you fire her.

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