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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband began to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his way down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and then down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful, why did you stop?"
He replied, "I found the remote."
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