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A friend reports hearing a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to him saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:

"Dear Lord: The last four or five years have been very tough. You have taken my:

- favorite actor - Paul Newman

- my favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor

- my favorite singer - Andy Williams

-my favorite author -Tom Clancy

and now,

- my favorite comedians- Robin Williams
and Joan Rivers.

I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are:

- Barack Obama

- Joe Biden

- Hillary Clinton

- Nancy Pelosi

and

- Harry Reid

and I have a special place in my heart for:

- Jessie Jackson

and

- Al Sharpton.

Amen."

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