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I have stopped my home alarm service.

I've dropped out of Neighborhood Watch.

I've put up a Pakistani flag in one corner of the front yard and an Iraqi flag in the other corner.

In the center of the front yard, I've raised the black flag of ISIS.

I'm being watched 24/7 by the local police, the sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Secret Service and Homeland Security.

I have NEVER felt safer...and...

I'm saving $49.95 each month!

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