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OWoN: This is just too damned funny not to share and no disrespect to anyone. Although the first half is true, the balance is humor/satire.




Black hurricanes


Just when you thought you have heard all of the stupid things that are going on in the US, this comes along.

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as:

  • Chamiqua
  • Tanisha
  • Woeisha
  • Jamal

(truth ends - humor/satire begins)

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand.

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says:

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office

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    1. The real truth is that everybody underestimates the crimes that our own gov-ment will commit against it's own people.

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